Lazy-ass' rants

Manila Trip (Day 3, Feb 20 2011)

2011-03-15T20:45:00.008+08:00

Aww! The final day of our trip. Our flight back was scheduled to depart at 11:25am, hence we had to wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy...

Alright, back to the serious stuff. We woke up at 6 ish, left Lotte's place around 7am. Grabbed McD drive-thru along the way and headed towards the bus station.

Such a pity. Wished the stay was a week longer. But alas, thanks to Air Asia, now everyone can fly! Will definitely come back soon :)

Manila Trip (Day 2, Feb 19 2011)

2011-03-14T21:55:00.030+08:00

Day 2

Alright! PH is the place where the sun rises earlier than my mother.

So, at 6am, the skies would look like 8am in KL. Therefore, we had to blend into the culture and wake our lazy-asses up from the bed.

Today was sightseeing day!! Lotte and Teddy had promised to take us to Old Manila. And by us, I mean, the 2 clueless Malaysian girls and a fellow Thai beatboxer who seems to think that everytime he hears sth that sounds eerily close to "Pol", people are calling/ wishing him.

Rocker chick, Lotte, with the tourists.

Doesn't that picture look like a freeze-shot of some pop band? Haha, wishful thinking.

The reason why we posed for this photo was to mask the fact that we wanted to see who on earth those people behind us were! Nurses? Nuns? No one really knows.

Pol doing the Nike Air slippers commercial.

Pol: I'm just curious, does the gun have bullets in it?

Yan: Why don't you try sth and we'll find out soon enough.

Then came lunch time. This time, no Thai food. Instead, we opted for PH-fusion. Did I get it right?

So after Old Manila tour, we girls (Lotte and I) decided to go for a female-earned pampering session called spa. So here is how Lotte decided on that place.

Hmm, I think Wensha Spa doesn't sound that dodgy, right?

Last glimpses of our wonderful host.

Spa was awesome. Cheap and satisfying. Could not have asked for a better combination.

By the time we were done with the unlimited shabu-shabu at the spa house, it was already dark. So, we decided to head out to the SM Mall of Asia to watch our Pyromusical Festival event. During that weekend, it was Portugal going against UK. If you are interested, the video has already been uploaded onto my fb page. Feel free to go and watch.

Capturing that happy-snap before Portugal started blasting it's barge-load of fireworks again.

Phew, overcrowded. I honestly believed there were at least 1 million people at SM Mall that night.

Manila Trip (Day 1, Feb 18 2011)

2011-02-21T22:12:00.074+08:00

Day 1

My very first outstation trip of the year. Yes!! I was so looking forward to it. Firstly because my wonderful and awesome MA friends are there and secondly, there is Mr Tony Fernandes to thank for such cheap flight tickets (but I'm still dissatisfied that I had to pay my airport tax when I returned. Anyway, that's a separate story, I will take it offline with you Mr Fernandes).

Rina and I woke up as though we had to sahur (Malay language for eating like there's no tomorrow during the fasting month). Well, Rina had it worse cuz I think she woke up at 3am and only managed to get a 2 hours' worth of shut-eye prior to that. As for me, I have my house location to thank for. Only 20 minutes away from LCCT. Ah, the little things in life :)

Anyway, flight was at 7:25am via AK662. Reached there around 5:30am and went for check-in. Flight departure was delayed for 30min or so (damn you AA!), so obviously that would translate to us reaching Philippines (from hereon shall be known as PH). So when we reached around 11:30am or so, I texted Teddy (our multi-role-playing MA friend, as shall be demonstrated later).

We landed at this airport which is like 2 hours away from Manila city (kill me!) and which would also obviously mean that Teddy had to drive ALLLLL the way to the airport and brave through the 2 hours journey back to Manila as well. Now, this is the moment where I have to express my utmost gratitude for such wonderful hospitality shown by my friends. *sob sob*

Anyway, when we landed, the first thing that came to my mind was, "Was Lotte pulling my leg when she told me that the weather in Manila has been around 25 degrees or so?" Man!!! It was scorching hot and I could see poor Teddy running towards his parked car like 200 meters away (with no umbrella!).

So, yea, Teddy eventually came to pick up our luggage (and us) and we drove back to Manila city. Wow, if you thought jams in KL were bad, you are absolutely wrong. Come to Manila and experience the joys of driving in bad jams and bad drivers (with offensive/ defensive driving skills). But the horror of being stuck in a jam wasn't that bad cuz there were some pretty interesting sights to be marvelled at. Reference below.

Yan: Oh wow, banana plants

Teddy: Nope, those are just grass (said nonchalantly with a Tagalog accent)

Yan: Okayyy.... (silence for the next 5 minutes)

Rina and I in the car, while Teddy went to answer nature's call.

Ahh, coloured air. We have that in KL as well.

Billboards. Like really, lots of 'em.

They are HUGE.

....and distracting.

Now you see what I mean?

This is their version of LRT/KTM/monorail.

Cheap and widely available.

After taking like 20.5 light years to reach the Manila city, we headed straight to Eastwood Mall (which is like super near to the Citibank Consumer building). Went to one of the restaurants for Thai food.

I love Citibank.

Ooo la la.

Waiters and waitresses going the extra mile; performing to a song and dance. In fact, I was made to understand that the traffic policeman do that as well. Too bad I did not have a chance to witness it.

Pretty cool huh?

Prior to going to PH, friends have warned me to be careful due to the recent incidents that took place in Manila (bombing, kidnapping, etc). However, when I reached to the city, I got the exact opposite feeling. So for those that are having doubts about going to PH, here is when I do my sales pitch: GO! You would feel so much more at home than you are in Malaysia or anywhere else in Asia. People there are super friendly and they speak very sweet-sounding English. I could not have been more amazed by their hospitality. It is really indeed PH (Philippine Hospitality), unlike some stupid-ass country that claims to provide that kind of hospitality as well. You know what I'm talking about.

So yea, back to my story. In the midst of having our Thai food (can you believe it? came all the way for Thai food? the irony), Lotte showed up and after that, we proceeded to this mall for a little shopping :)

OH MAI GAWD. You would not believe how HUGE their malls are. This mall that I went to (and it's not even the biggest one yet) was seriously huge. Probably twice the size of Mid Valley. There was so many of everything, dresses, tops, shoes, bags, this that knick knack paddy whack. I bought 3 baby cardigans and a pair of slippers. Guess how much were the cardigans?

When I went to the cashier to pay, I was again WOW-ed by such amazing hospitality and customer service. There were 3 ladies at the cashier; 2 of the ladies were looking through my cardigan, I was like "Come on people, just get on with it already. I have more shopping to do!"

Then suddenly one of the ladies said to me, "Excuse me ma'am, there is a slight defect (some loose threads forming a 1mm hole on my pink cardigan) on this cardigan. Would you still like to proceed?". That moment, I felt like I was the Queen of the world, getting such VIP treatment. Then I asked her back, "Erm, is there another spare at the rack? Do you want me to go to the rack and get it?". She replied, "No ma'am, just wait here. We will get it for you."

As I recollect on my experience that day, I thought to myself, "Where on earth in KL can you see our cashiers doing that?" In fact, they would even try to hide the defect and quickly try to sell it off. Our Malaysian customer service staff can definitely learn something from this experience.

Anyway after all that, we headed to Greenbelt to have dinner and also to meet up with the rest of the MAs.

Yes, we came all the way to Manila to have Thai food. I bet that's the irony that Pol's considering as he flashes us with that smile of his. But food's great, no complaints :)

We The Kings performing at Greenbelt. The day could not have been any better :)

After chilling and catching up over dinner for more than 4 hours (I think!) at the Thai place, we decided to call it quits for the night.

Tomorrow's gonna be sight-seeing day! Yee-hah!

Kita- The Flash Mob (June 6th)

2010-06-06T19:29:00.009+08:00

Phew! That's all I can say, after a long but fruitful day out with young folks who are matured in mind. It was an awesome experience and I would like to share that with you.

Woke up at 7am this morning. Damn tired cuz yesterday night I attended a colleague's wedding dinner at TTDI. Anyway, that's besides the point. OK, after waking up, I checked the CausePlay inbox to see whether there were any last min matters that needed to be taken care of for today's mob. None. Checked the fb wall. None. OK, went to get ready, and headed off to the ERL station.

Reached KL Sentral around 8:29am. Obviously, no one was there. Ah, I remember now. I would have hung out more at the ERL Waiting Lounge, but there was a blind man sitting beside me in the train, so I had to guide him up to the exit area, hence I couldn't hang out in the Waiting Lounge. Anyway, so, I went to Burger King to wait for the rest of the CausePlayers.

8:30am

8:35am

8:40am

8:45am

Ping! I see the guys from IACT College lugging bags of T-shirts and freebies and also posters. Amazing kids I tell you! Went to introduce myself. They're so damn cool, with their tattoos, sense of fashion, hair, glasses, piercings. How I wish I had lived that path during my teens. Hmm *dreamy*

Anyway, slowly one by one the CausePlay mobbers started trickling into the meeting point. By then, it had already been 9:10am.

So, finally we headed into the bus (our designated "flash mob tour" bus), with our McD breakfast sets waiting for us :) Yummeee..

First stop was Times Square at 10:30am. We started off by singing the "Negaraku" while being blindfolded. Then the IACT lecturer recited a poem by A. Samad Said. We removed our blindfolds and started singing childhood songs. It was so awesome cuz it was accompanied by the kompang. The shoppers were just staring at us, some taking photos, some shooting videos.

Next, we headed off to Central Market. Yes, I know, probably one of the more dodgier places in the heart of KL City. It was kinda like Chow Kit Street, with all the stalls selling arts and crafts. Saw this stall inside Central Market selling T-shirts with really catchy statements printed on them. E.g., "Naked Inside" using the Intel Inside logo. Wanted to buy one of the shirts, but they were trying to rip me off for RM35. I was like, you might as well rob me in bright daylight.

So, at 12pm (I think), we did our thing again at the area near the kereta lembu. Cool, had better responses from the crowd, cuz Central Market being the area where tourists frequent and not forgetting the very very dodgy immigrant workers.

Next, we headed off to Kompleks PKNS Shah Alam. When we first landed, we got a vanilla sundae. Yippee! Then we went around the complex with our Kita T-shirts on, drawing a lot of attention from the public cuz they were thinking that we were from some kinda mob (like a kongsi gelap), which is kinda true right? We ARE a flash MOB group :)

So, at 2pm (I think), we did our thing again, right smack in the front entrance. People from McD and the shoppers were watching but didn't really do much (except for one lady that was recording our gig). So, I told Kim that the crowd was kinda "stoned" and she took it as "they were too stoned cuz our gig was so awesome". Right.

Then, we had our lunch at the park (by the lake) opposite Kompleks PKNS. Nice view (but dirty water), slightly breeezy but damn hot. Good company. Everyone just sat on the benches and ate the nasi goreng.

After that, we headed off for our last stop which was at Lot 10. This time, we didn't sing. Instead, all of us did a formation in a straight line, hands locking with the person next to each other, while being blindfolded, did a freeze. So, technically it was a blind freeze. Damn awesome cuz you know Lot 10 being a hot spot for tourists, we managed to get the attention and awareness that we wanted.

So, all in all, tiring day but really amazing. Enjoyed meeting fun and young people (cuz they make me feel young) and learning from them at the same time :)

Shoutout goes out to:

Jacqueline

Cody
Thaqifah
Khiflani
Siti Zurya
Elina Suyani

Shaheera

Aris Hushaini
Mohd Faisal
Zackrey
Danial Hasif
Muhammad Amirul
Mohd Fazrin Shah
Ainul Hafzan

Daniel

Steven

You guys ROCK!! Looking forward to next week's!! :):)

Quarter Finals: R16 SEA Final

2010-05-16T18:40:00.006+08:00

Wakaka Fever (MY) vs Big Toe (VN)

R16 Southeast Asia Final Judges

2010-05-16T08:55:00.009+08:00

Bboy Free (Soul Shifters Crew)

Bboy Born (Rivers Crew)

Bboy The End (Gamblerz Crew)

VFM: The Videos

2010-02-14T16:30:00.005+08:00

Here you go. Enjoy!!

VFM: Post-mortem

2010-02-08T17:36:00.010+08:00

All I can say about VFM is...

AWESOME!!! Never would I have thought that it would be such a success. It was indeed a catapult of success vs the Christmas Beatboxing & Singing Flash Mob. I loved every single moment of it, and I'm sure the participants and the photographers did as well.

Here's a brief account of what actually happened at KL Sentral (1st wave of VFM).

I arrived at KL Sentral at about 12:57pm. But even on the way, my phone was already ringing off the hook cuz I was receiving phone calls and sms-es from the participants enquiring and confirming certain details. I have never felt so popular in my life =p

So, when I reached, I met up with Charz and Fran. Thanks to them, the VFM had a big-ass hailer to scream out the instructions to the participants. So, slowly one by one, the mobbers started trickling in. Some came in couples, some in groups, some single. Went around meeting the mobbers. It's very interesting that these people actually came to know about the VFM through a 3 or 4 degrees of separation method (i.e. they found out via their friend's friend's friend's friend, obviously I do not know any of them). I love facebook. If there was no decent man left in the world, I'd take fb anytime, hands down (even if it turns out that fb is a "She").

So, by 1:30pm, we started with the briefing (although it was originally scheduled to start at 1pm, but you know the Malaysian attitude) using the big-ass hailer mentioned above. The mobbers were very supportive, paying close attention to the modus operandi and asking when they had doubts. Could tell that they were very very keen and supportive. Oh, note to those that ffk on us, go and screw yourself.

So, we divided ourselves into little teams with a leader (either voluntary, or forced voluntariness =p) and designated locations to each team. Main focus was on the concourse area of KL Sentral, just outside McDonalds.

At 2pm, we started. Oh, btw, there was this group of German ladies who looked suspiciously-keen, so I went up to them and asked whether they were there for an event. The lady was like, "Oh yea, we're here for a flash mob". My heart was screaming in JOY. I said, "Yes, you're right on time, we're just about to start. Why don't you get settled and join in?"

So, at 2pm, we started. I did not freeze cuz there was no videographer, so me being the kuli, had to step in. There was literally silence as commuters started stopping in their tracks and wondered what was going on. People started taking out cameras and their handphones and started recording. We even stole the limelight from this bunch of girls dressed up in Cosplay! Muahahaha. They ended up moving to the sideline and whispering to each other (probably cursing us LOL).

So, me being the kuli, was walking around recording in my not so canggih videocam known as the E71, was also trying to stir things up. I went up to some random commuters asking, "Apa yang sedang berlaku ni? Kenapa semua orang beku je?" I even overheard the Information Counter officer calling up his superiors and saying, "Semua orang tak bergerak. Beku". LOL, it's kinda funny how we translate things from English to Malay right? Freeze= Beku.

Come to think of it, he was actually pretty silly. He should have seen that I was one of the mobbers cuz I was carrying that big-ass hailer on my right shoulder. Probably the sight of someone carrying a hailer at KL Sentral is normal to him. LOL.

Anyway, there were tons of poses. Most of them attempted to stay grounded, like a mannequin. But I'd have to give them credit for pulling it off as this was their 1st time freezing in public for 5 minutes. Bravo!

So, at 2:05pm, everyone unfroze and moved away. Then, came back the noise and hustle-bustle of the KL Sentral scene. Then, we all re-grouped back at the briefing area for a de-briefing. Kudos to the photographers for moving with such speed capturing all they could in 5 minutes. Such professionalism. We will definitely hire you (for free) next time! ;)

So, after the debriefing (which ended around 2:40pm), we took some group shots and a couple of police officers came to "kacau" (sorry dude, no wang kopi for you). The policeman asked me whether I had the permit to do such event here at KL Sentral. So, I proudly took it out and waved it at his face (silently screaming "Take it suckaaaa!!). Nah, I didn't scream THAT out, but I politely told him that I had the management approval. He glanced through it, as though he was trying to spot some grammatical error. When he couldn't find fault with it, I innocently asked him, "Encik, ada apa-apa masalah ke?". Then he mumbled something and said, "Oh, ini management tahu, tapi kita polis tak tahu". WTF has an event IN a building got to do with them?!?!?! Helllooooo?!?!?!

Anyway, after that whole rigmarole was over, we all headed to the Monorail station, secara beramai-ramai like a Mickey Mouse platoon. LOL. We reached Times Square (TS) at about 2:45pm. Still early, so the gang went to Starbucks to hang out while I went to meet with the TS Officer to co-ordinate some last minute logistics.

First wave of TS VFM was at LG floor, where they were planning to slot in our gig right after the 8TV CNY Promo Tour. Lucky Styvee. We ran a little off schedule, so we started off slightly later, at about 4:45pm. It was right smack in the middle of the concourse area, where any blind person could see us. Great stuff. Reporters from every imaginable press was there. You name it, you got it. The Star, Nanyang, Sin Chew, Berita Harian (OMG!!!). So, that was my first shot (and very possibly the only shot) at stardom. So, they asked me all sorts of questions and I answered all of them. I was so beat by then I wanted to faint right in front of them. So, they asked me how to write my Chinese name and how to spell my English name. Good sign right?

Anyway, 2nd wave of TS VFM was at Ground floor, right smack in front of the main entrance. This time around, the paparazzi moment was even dialled up further. Camera flashes were all over. I took part in the freeze. Yea, wanted to experience it since I already missed out on the previous 2 gigs. My pose was with Keith, trying to shake hands midway. I could feel sweat trickling down my forehead and my leg muscle was screaming "Move your leg, damnit". Seriously tiring. Every second felt like an hour. Sometimes, you feel like you wanna scratch your hands, or wipe away your sweat, or turn your neck, or move your leg. YOU CAN'T!!

When the 5 minutes ended, me and Keith shook hands and walked away casually. Then, we all gathered at the main entrance for a group shot. I de-briefed the mobbers and thanked them. Really grateful to them for showing up. It meant the world to me.

After that, I departed for home sweet home, with an ache starting to build up on my right leg, and smiling like an ass at the same time.

What a day.

And if you're wondering why I even bothered to type out this long-ass piece of article when a video or pictures can tell more, I choose to. Because 10 years down the road, I may have suffered a case of amnesia (*touch wood*) and I would love to feel and relive the moment of what fun really means.

P/S- Video and pictures should be ready in 1 week's time. Patience is a virtue. Amen.

The Chicken Drama

2010-01-17T09:12:00.004+08:00

Dear KFC,

As a Kentucky fried chicken eater, I would like to point out a couple of matters on the service level at one of your outlets.

It was a cold night and I was hungry. So, I decided to go to your outlet to buy a Variety Bucket and also to stock up on my stash of caffeine (Nescafe) at Giant. But the latter point isn't really relevant, but then again, come to think of it, it IS relevant (as shall be demonstrated later).

So, when I entered your outlet, I saw that there were 4 counters open for operation. Each counter had about 4 person lining up then. So, me being a really random and yet logical person, I decided to do a little mental math + stereotyping + wild guessing at the people waiting in line. I ended up lining up at the 2nd queue from the left.

That time was 9:25pm. [See how loyal I am? There was McD just across the road, but I decided to go to you instead].

The 1st lady lining up then was still looking at the menu and contemplating as to what to eat [obviously being very inconsiderate towards the hungry people lining up behind her, for one- me!]. But obviously that's out of your control, so I understand and shall not blame you for that. However, your staff manning the counter was all gay and welcoming and decided to wait with her. Can you imagine? The lady took 5 minutes to utter out what she wanted, AND your staff was an accomplice who took away 5 minutes of our lives.

OK after she had decided, here comes the horror. Nope, not cockroaches, but worse. Your staff was busy scrambling and running around looking for god-knows-what.

So, yeah, after the 4th person, it was already 9:55pm. Can you imagine? It took you 30 minutes to serve 4 people!! Wow, at the rate you're going and if you're not profiting exorbitantly from the Zinger Tower, you must not be making a lot of money. At that time, the 3 other people lining up behind me was already starting to mutter out curse words and sighing and shaking their heads. Oh thank God none of them took out a gun (or a parang in the Malaysian context) and started killing everyone at the scene. Seriously, in America, these things happen.

So, yea, it came my turn, and oh yeah, remember the statement above about the relevance of the caffeine stash story? I shall tell you the relevance now. My brother, who was lining up at Giant paying for my Nescafe the same time when I started waiting for your chickens (had 15 people queueing up in front of him) and he came back when I was just about to order my chickens. Hmm, kinda ironic huh? You figure it out yourself.

Anyway, came my turn. So I told him straight up. "Hi. Take-away. Variety Bucket. That's all". I saved everyone else the misery of "Hi, Selamat datang ke KFC. Apa yang boleh saya bantu?" [See how many syllables there are in that line?].

I looked at the display monitor which said "Hi. Nama saya Hanisah". I was thinking, "Man, Hanisah must be on some sick leave and they asked this poor trainee to take over her place". Anyway, this dude must be so new to the game that he didn't know which button to press on the cashier. So, he asked this other lady on the 1st counter, "Kak, Variety Bucket yang mana ah?". I rolled my eyes and gritted my teeth.

So, that took away 30 seconds of my life. After he had punched in the button, he scrambled to look for the chickens and everything else the Bucket is supposed to have. See, I'm usually a very patient person, but this was really pushing my limits. I could tell that he has no clue what the Variety Bucket is supposed to have, cuz he kept looking at the big-ass menu on top of him.

3 pieces of Original chicken
3 pieces of Hot & Spicy chicken
1 (L) Nuggets
1 (R) Wedges
2 whipped potato

Not rocket science. How did I memorise that? Staring at the big-ass menu myself for 10 minutes while waiting for him to fill up the bucket kinda helps me to memorize.

Oh, apparently the nuggets are still frying. So, he came back to me and gave me a paper cup, with the bottom written "6" [yeah, that's my waiting number and I was told to wait for 5 minutes].

So I paid him and he asked, "Ada apa lagi yang boleh saya bantu?" I was tempted to say, "Yeah, shoot me and then go shoot yourself".

I took my almost-full Bucket and went to the seats and waited with my brother [who by that time had already engaged in a 20-minute phone conversation]. After waiting for 5 minutes as instructed, I took the paper cup back to the counter to "Hanisah" and gave my "WTF look" and showed him the "6".

He completely ignored me, as though I was invisible and continued to run around scrambling for more chickens.

So, finally after 3 minutes, he noticed me! Yay!! Hallelujah!!

He scrambled again and screamed, "Large nuggets dah siap belum?"

Yeah, 2 minutes later it was siap-ed. I took the nuggets and asked him for sauce and serviettes. He grabbed a bunch and handed them to me. I was like, "Where am I supposed to keep these? In my Doraemon pocket? Give me a plastic bag for Goodness' sake!"

He got the idea and dumped everything in a plastic bag and gave to me. I grabbed it and headed for the door, cuz it was already 10:15pm.

Now, KFC, you tell me what was wrong in the picture above and how can you improve it?

Wow, MBB, I'm impressed.

2010-01-09T23:23:00.004+08:00

Ever since I got that letter from Maxis Broadband informing me that I have been "upgraded" from a 100mbps to 200mbps connection, I have always been curious....

as to why my internet connection is so friking fast!!

Seriously, it's even faster than a 200mbps. I would know cuz I have worked on a 1gbps line before. So, I was doing a little confirmation on my side. I went to the Start menu, then to Connections, and this sight nearly made me fall off my chair.

Wow. Period.

V-Day Flash Mob

2009-12-26T00:12:00.004+08:00

Yessssss, the moment you have all been waiting for. The unveiling of the full details of the Valentine's Day Flash Mob (VFM). However, I shall not reveal much until the details have all been worked out.

Date: Feb 7, 2010
Day: Sunday
Time: 4pm (actual event), 2pm (briefing, trial run)
Location: To be determined
Participants: All ages, CausePlay is looking for beatboxers (minimum 15) and dancers (minimum 20 dancers made up of 10 couples)
Routine: Hip-hop dance, emboying the V-Day theme.

So, in the meantime, start RSVP-ing and spreading the word around.

Cheers,
CausePlay

CFM: The video everyone has been waiting for

2009-12-23T23:16:00.004+08:00

OK here we go. Key takeaways:

1. Yes, the echo from the train was fking loud. So, I would give props to the beatboxers and singers for making it work. You guys rocked!

2. Yes, we only had 1 cameraman. Yeah, it goes back to the whole thing of ppl ffk-ing us during the last minute. Lesson learnt. What goes around comes around. We wished that we had more volunteers who could help us shoot the flash mob from different angles, so that you could actually see the reactions, smiles and "wow" coming from the passengers. Sometimes, you need to be present physically to be able to experience the "WOW" factor. Take for example, it's exactly like watching Avatar on DVD. That's just sad man.

3. Thanks again to everyone who participated! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2010!

Euphoria: Christmas Flash Mob

2009-12-21T22:56:00.008+08:00

So, the Christmas Flash Mob (CFM) was on Dec 20th, Sunday at Putra LRT. 2 words to describe it, "Fking awesome".

A couple of notes to those who ffk us during the last minute: Thanks for not coming (I mean it seriously and sarcastically). You know why? I'll tell you why. It was indeed a blessing in disguise because we couldn't have managed the logistics when we were beatboxing and singing inside the train. It would be too big of a gob to move about (if you know what I'm saying). So, yea, thanks again for not coming and blowing us off last minute. What goes around, comes around.

OK, now I shall begin deciphering the euphoria of the CFM. I'll tell you why it was so "Fking awesome":
1. It was the first ever in Malaysia and I'm pretty sure it was the first ever in the world. For those of you who are thinking of challenging this statement, pls try your very best to search for videos of a group of people "flash mobbing" public transportations while singing AND beatboxing.

2. We totally rocked it even though 15 of us showed up (vs initial target of 30). Like I mentioned above, logistics would have been tougher to co-ordinate. And if you think that beatboxing and singing in the train is easy, you are damn wrong. Imagine having to beatbox for 6 whole minutes continuously while moving from 1 tram to the next and having to balance yourself standing and trying to outdo the noise caused by the echo of the train moving through the underground tunnnel. If you think you can do it, show us what you got. As for the singers, since there was limited number of singers, we had to also outdo the noise caused by the echo. Oh, not forgetting also to keep check of the stations that we had to get out at. Otherwise, we would be ending up in Gombak or something.

3. We definitely brought a whole new meaning to flash mob, whereby long gone are the days where people just imitate whatever that ImprovEverywhere is doing (freezing, doing some train party, pillow fights, etc). CausePlay combined beatboxing and singing this time around. The next flash mob would be even bigger and better. If you wanna be part of it, you know who to contact.

4. The participants were not just young, but they were talented as well. Did I mention that they were very sporting as well? Props and kudos to the beatboxers, all ranging from 16 to 20. You amazed me and the hundreds of Malaysian LRT passengers who can testify to that. You showcased your talent and you were not afraid or shy to show the world what you got. A typical Malaysian would just stand by and watch and go "oooo" and "ahhh".

5. The reactions from the LRT passengers was something that money can NEVER buy. All the uncles and aunties who have obviously never seen people beatboxing turned to look, teen couples smiled and sang along with us, youngsters took out their cameras and videocams (for those who were carrying it there and then) and started recording. A couple of foreigners even wished us Merry Christmas after the CFM. Like I said, P R I C E L E S S (kinda like the MasterCard advertisement).

6. There were no rehearsals done. We only gathered 2 hours earlier to conduct the briefing and did a trial run before the CFM. Obviously, people have come from all over the place and we didn't wanna take up too much of their time. A beatboxer even came all the way from Malacca and another singer looked us up (instead of being invited to the event). Kudos!

Once again, a MASSIVE shoutout goes out to:
BEATBOXERS
Kimsng: For being the right-hand person for the CFM, key female beatboxer [http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=629197000&ref=ts]

ABeatC: For being the show-starter and also the lead male beatboxer. Oh, not forgetting video editor [http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=1029405567&ref=ts]

Koujee: For also being the lead male beatboxer and for providing the "enthusiasm" and "humour" to the group [http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=100000421152230&ref=ts]

Danil: Muhibah pilot boy, who also happens to beatbox [http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=714195620&ref=ts]

MC Rave: Cool dude, thanks for showing up man [http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=1362886079&ref=ts]

M3: Another cool dude, thanks for showing up [http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/megatdanial?ref=ts]

Ice: "Hi, I'm Ice" "Hi, I'm Fire" All the way from Melaka, beatboxing for the fellow KL-ians [http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/AisBatu?ref=ts]

Bei: Another female beatboxer. Arigato! [http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/bbbei?ref=mf]

SINGERS
Keith: TQ for being so proactive. Look forward to your participation next round ;)
Peggy: Yes, we all know the long working hours ;) But, I'm sure you can still spend time to come and join us for the next flash mob
Psych majors: Jasmine, Felix and Cheong
Lee Yee: Bei's twin sister! Who can always throw in some beats! You go girl ;)

CAMERAMAN
Yow Fung in da house!! People thought you were shooting some film/movie :p

Do look out for the video. Will post it soon (once it's done being edited).

Cheers,
CausePlay

Loud ppl

2009-11-19T21:33:00.006+08:00

I have lots of pet peeves. I cannot take it when there are slow drivers in front of me (when they drive like they're cruising on the road like it's some Sunday evening), too much wasabi (that's when there's this very pungent strong sensation at the back of your medulla oblongata), a person who has really bad breath (ewwww) and many other things.

However, another 2 things that I cannot take are when:

(A) a person is loud. And when I say loud, it means that whenever this person talks, you can hear him/her (although you're trying very very hard to focus on whatever it is that you're doing). Loud also means that whenever this person talks, you just feel like taking whatever it is that you're wearing on your feet (the smellier, the better) and throwing it at his/her face.

(B) when this loud person cannot speak English. Seriously man, all you can hear is "ching chong chang zing yo mo ma" (FYI- I understand and can speak the Chinese Language just fine. So, don't tell me that I'm being inconsiderate when I'm being the exact opposite).

So, let me take you back to 2 mornings ago. I woke up 30 min earlier than usual cuz I had some office work to do. So ok fine, I took the earlier train, hoping and praying and knowing pretty well that the crowd that takes the early train are usually "quiet" (cuz they would be just like me, waking up early and "redeeming" the lost sleep by napping in the train).

There I was, napping peacefully until the train stopped at BTS station.

Came in this Chinese lady and her bf/husband/companian/soulmate/better-half. When she started talking, all hell just broke loose.

Woman: ni ching chong chang ching song mo ma (FYI- I'm just making up all these words cuz I couldn't be bothered to be listening to her talk)

After 2 seconds....

Woman: mo so dang ding diu ler li la ma nong..........

After 2 seconds.........

Woman: leh li loh yu tha hue het fong fang fing fong

OH EM GEE!!!!

I really beh tahan (that's what Hokkiens say when they can't take it anymore). When I opened my eyes to see the face of the person that was making all the ruckus, I saw her. Standing 1 metre away from me, leaning against the railing, hands on her luggage handle, arms holding on to some fur coat (poor animals) and big hair, heavy makeup and no English (and obviously no courtesy as well).

Everyone was already awake by then. Obviously, they looked irritated and annoyed cuz someone stole away their napping time. Seriously, for workslaves like us, SLEEP is a very important word and activity. So important til we sometimes put sleep as our hobby and interests. Talk about being deprived.

Anyway, back to this woman. She kept talking and talking and talking as though there was no tomorrow (speaking of which, I need to go and watch 2012). Her bf just nodded and mumbled a few words, while sheepishly looking at the irritated passengers (me!) and offering an apologetic smile.

Finally, after 15 minutes of torture (trust me, 15 minutes is a LONG time), we arrived at KL Sentral. Peace and quiet at last.

As she was walking out of the train, I noticed her boots. Guess what made me laugh?

Around the boots, there were words plastered around. And they said, "NIU BAO".

Indeed, Made in China.

I would have loved to take a picture to prove my point and also to make your day, but unfortunately my phone makes that awful loud noise that goes "ching!!" whenever you snap a picture. I on the other hand, do not want to make her perasan (flatter) by thinking that I admire her boots.

OH EM GEE!!!

Keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding brow

2009-11-15T08:54:00.011+08:00

It was my saloon ritual day, so I went to Sim's saloon. Since I have become her "preferred/loyal" customer, she has reduced the price and also given me an extra service. I actually do not know what this "extra service" is called in English, but if u were to look at the picture below, you would go "a ha"!

OK anyway, after blowdrying, diffusing and applying the curl retainer, she (ah I got it, the word!) trimmed my eyebrows using a blade. The blade was new and she was probably in a rush home for dinner, so this happened.

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Come to think of it, I think I recall why she accidentally cut my skin. She was telling this story of how the burglars nowadays are getting bolder. A couple of houses away from hers, a burglary happened. The owner of this burglarised home (Mr X) was not very close to his surrounding neighbours. So, everyday he would leave for work early morning and then come home late at night. He would not mix or even greet his neighbours. Nobody knows how he looks like or whether or not he's got wife or kids (cuz they're kinda like phantoms).

So what happened was, one day, this big-ass truck stopped in front of his house. The other neighbours thought that he was moving away cuz he never told anyone anything. There were like 3 males and 2 females (and even kids!) moving stuff into the lorry. They moved EVERYTHING (including the curtains and rubbish bin). They even had the guts to wave goodbye at this auntie who was perplexedly looking at them.

So when Mr X came home that night, you can literally hear his first word echoing throughout the neighourhood, "Nooooooooooooooooo!!!"

At the driver's seat (sorta)

2009-11-14T12:18:00.003+08:00

This is how it looks like at the head of the LRT car. For the benefit of those who have never taken the public transport in KL before.

Snoop-ed up car

2009-11-14T12:14:00.002+08:00

Saw this car right outside Nikko Hotel. The interior was all Snoopy! So cute :):)

Beauty is pain

2009-11-01T16:25:00.010+08:00

Today, mummy and I went to a beauty saloon to do our eyebrows :) I wanted to thicken and darken it, whilst Mummy needed to do her laser removal before doing an eyebrow embroidery. So, we travelled to this small little shop in a very forsaken area.

While I was busy getting my eyebrows thickened and darkened to look like Sylar of Heroes, mummy was undergoing a very very painful process called the "LASER" (cheng cheng cheng!!!). Watch it with an empty stomach.

After all that zapping, Mummy looks like Erin or Rae from America's Next Top Model Cycle 13. LOL!

The nursery and the boy

2009-11-01T09:12:00.006+08:00

This is mummy and I going to the nursery to get her "prosperity tree". That's what it's called in Mandarin "fatt choy fa".

Anyway, just pure randonmess.

Here is a very random video of this little Eurasion kid. Initially when I boarded the train, he was busy running around the pole. His mum got very irritated and kept going like, "James! Stop that!" But generally, he's SUCH an adorable kid! So cute!

Malaysia's First Beatboxing and Singing Flash Mob

2009-10-31T21:22:00.003+08:00

Alright, this is it! This MUST work. Otherwise we will have to wait until next year's Christmas. LOL.

A BIG MA-HASSSIVVEEE shoutout and thanks goes out to Kimsng for promoting and pulling ppl to be part of the crew.

Date: 20 Dec 2009 (Sunday)
Time: 4-6pm
Venue: KL Sentral to KLCC (Putra LRT)

Cause: To bring joy and smiles to the faces of the public on this joyous occasion
Play: We will be doing a beatboxing and singing gig to Christmas songs :) Simple stuff. No major practice sessions needed. We will meet at 2pm at KL Sentral for a briefing :)

Crew: 10 beatboxers and minimum 20 singers

Hurry RSVP at fb by searching for this event title "Malaysia's First Beatboxing and Singing Flash Mob"

Trip down memory lane

2009-10-31T19:19:00.010+08:00

OK, so today was sorta like my off-day cuz most of my kids went off for a break (after their final exams). So, after lunch, I was kinda free and my mum wanted me to get my lazy-ass to do sth productive (now you understand why this blog title if appropriately named lazy-ass).

So she was like, "Oh, let's go and make some dresses".

I was like, "Huh?"

Then she said, "Yeah, I already bought 4 metres of cloth for you. Faster. Take your bag. Quickly go"

Then we went. So, after driving for like 1 hour (yea, I know, talk about walking the extra mile eh), we finally reached.

Reason why we travelled so far was cuz there isn't a tailor here that makes dresses. So, there we were, in some very very old tailoring shop by the roadside.

This was the tailor's dog. So adorable. Apparently, somebody gave this tailor the dog a few years back. The dog was barely breathing. Apparently abused. Poor doggie :(

After that, we were so hungry cuz I didn't manage to have lunch. So, we went to this town to have lunch.

This is a RM6 curry mee. Selling at a kopitiam (not Old Town Kopitiam, but just plain kopitiam). When I was Standard 6, this bowl of curry mee was selling at RM2.80. Apparently, the prices go up every year and never comes down. Kinda like our age, if you think about it. Can only go up and never come down. Anyway, I was really hungry and I couldn't care less about the price.

This is mummy's wantan mee. Guess how much it costs? RM5. Can you imagine? A plate of wantan mee selling at RM5?!?! I don't think the one near KLCC costs as much. But mummy was hungry as well, so she couldn't be bothered.

Oh btw, we also ordered a can of coke. RM2.10. My mum's eyes nearly bulged out when the auntie said RM2.10. She thought she heard wrongly. The auntie must have thought that we were from some kampung. LOL!

Why?

2009-10-24T17:42:00.005+08:00

Questions that will never get a truly satisfactory answer:

Why am I tired all the time?
Why isn't there a decent tailor in Nilai that can make a simple dress?
Why are the Chinese tailors making baju kurung instead of cheongsam?
Why has it always been raining in KL during 4-5pm?
Why can't I leave office 1 hour earlier if I skipped lunch or came in 1 hour earlier?
Why is that lady screaming her head off into the phone?
Why do my students never remember my lessons?
Why is that guy staring at me?
Why doesn't my mum listen to my advice?
Why does my brother go to the cyber cafe ALL the time?
Why is P&G Singapore using Kimberly-Clark products?
Why do we have to wait so long for a lift, when there are 12 functioning lifts in the same floor?
Why don't Malaysians line up at anywhere?
Why is that Indonesian man talking so loudly into his handphone?
Why do we have to judge whether a person's LV is real or fake?
Why do we have to pay service charge at a DIY restaurant?
Why are there so many hotels, houses and shoplots in Nilai?
Why can't Malaysia have a decent road sign that ACTUALLY points you into the right direction?
Why are people so obsessed with fb, Iphone and Twitter?

Why do I have so many questions unanswered?

How inconsiderate :(

2009-10-18T13:41:00.010+08:00

OK so yesterday was Deepavali. And I came to realise that Indians too play with firecrackers on Deepavali.

Starting from 7pm yesterday, "noise" (as I would like to term it) started polluting the air.
Noise continues at 730pm.
More noise at 8pm.
Noise.
Noise.
All the way up to friking midnight.

All the friking firecrackers just somehow miraculously landed right behind my house. Everytime they went off, I had a near heart attack. Seriously damn loud.

Even when I was watching TV in the living room, the noise somehow managed to follow me right in front of my car porch. Damn buggers.

I had to turn up the TV volume so loud that it sounded like a surround sound system in the cinema. Even that I couldn't hear Josh Duhamel talk. It was just bits and pieces. Plus, the episode was damn "kancheong" (exciting/nail-biting kind) cuz Delilah was kidnapped. Anyway, for those of you who watch Las Vegas, you would know exactly what I'm referring to.

Anyway, back to the issue at hand. I was so pissed off cuz I couldn't watch my Josh. My parents were also damn annoyed cuz they couldn't sleep. So, in the end, all of us just stormed into the living room with very pissed off looks on our faces. Like it was any of our fault.

Me: Why the hell are they playing firecrackers at this time of the hour?
Mum: How would I know?
Me: Can't we report to the police or sth? Let the police catch and fine those idiots.
Mum: Yea sure, by the time the police come, these buggers would be at home sleeping already.
Me: Oh yea. *burst out laughing cuz I know EXACTLY what my mum was talking abt*

Expired license

2009-10-17T20:44:00.005+08:00

OMG OMG OMG.

This has never ever happened to me. EVER.

I was going through my wallet and I realised that my driving license had expired!! For 6 months!

OMG. All these while, I have been driving without knowing it! I have been driving everyday!! The chances of me being caught was 31+30+31+31+30+17=153+17=170 times! OMG, make that 340 times (for the return journey). When I saw the expiry date on my license, I had to ask my students to verify the expiry date (in case my eyes were playing tricks on me). Indeed, expiry was 30th April 2009. How come I had always had the impression that the expiry was on 2011? Must be my passport. Damn.

So, after my class I drove home (in terror) praying that there wouldn't be any road blocks. (Police don't work during Deepavali, right?). Skeptical.

Thank God I reached home safe and unfined.

Great. Mummy has agreed to renew the license for me (after a lot of nagging).

"Why you never check your license ah?"
"You know how much you will kena saman anot?"
"Aiseh man, you so lucky"

Bla bla bla.

OK, point to note is damage had already been done and she is humane enough to help her daughter out.

Phew! God has mercy. I should pray more.

The Maxis Broadband epic story

2009-10-03T21:23:00.008+08:00

OK, I have nothing against Maxis broadband, but I just wanna talk abt it. Merely because they continue to evoke all sorts of emotions in me. The last emotion that they evoked was of anger and frustration. This time around, I must say, it's rather a pleasant one. I must say, I'm pretty surprised at the letter I got yesterday.

Here goes:

Dear Maxis Broadband User,

Thank you for choosing Maxis broadband (yea, like I have a choice).

Congratulations! (oh boy, what now?) We are excited to inform you that we have upgraded your ADSL service (OK, what's the catch?). This is part of our initiative to serve our customers better by providing a smoother and stable internet connection while using our Maxis Wired Broadband (ADSL) service (See? A few angry phone calls DO work after all, only a couple months too late).

This package upgrade allows you to enjoy a better surfing experience at no extra charge to your current package price (Yea, if you're planning to charge me for the "so-called-upgrade", you are gonna get a real whopping in the ass).

The end.

Stupid hairdresser

2009-09-28T22:20:00.006+08:00

OK, I was finishing up my Sunday classes. So, usually, I would go to the saloon afterwards for a hair pampering session. It's a ritual thing. You girls would understand, you guys won't.

So, I jumped into the car and drove straight to my favourite hairdresser (for washing and blow-drying, the other fave one for rebonding and perming is in Johor, but that's a whole diff story). There I was, excited as usual (despite this being a weekly thing) driving to Sim's saloon (yea, that's her name). To my dismay (after the 10 minute drive), when I reached, her saloon was closed.

I was truly disappointed cuz I never (I mean, NEVER) go to other saloons in this town. There are like about 10-15 saloons here. So, my mum, being the adventurous one (I'm pretty sure she has frequented almost all the saloons here), suggested that I go for this new saloon which just opened recently.

OK, I decided to go for it. After all, wth eh? It's just a hair wash. Nothing could possibly go wrong. Mum told me where it was, so I drove there.

From the outside, the saloon looked like one of those dodgy little property sales office. Kinda hard to describe for those who have never been to a sales office. When I entered, the pungent smell of cigarettes just attacked my nostrils. God! Felt like suffocating. Was trying very hard not to wiggle my nose in disgust.

Never mind that. I forgave her. No customer was there. So, guess what she was doing?

She was playing mah-jong. Typical auntie-ish-saloon fave past time. Her back was facing mine while she was playing with 2 other dodgy-looking uncles. Come to think of it now, dodgy sounds like an understatement. *shivers*

I greeted her, telling her that I needed a hair wash. *Get your mahjong butt over here asap*

She gave me the "eh-whatever shoulder shrug". Fine, I forgave her for the 2nd time. I sat down and she continued with her mahjong game. I waited. 5 minutes. Waited. 10 minutes. Waited. 15 minutes. She finished like 3 rounds before attending to me.

At that point in time, I really wanted to slap her friking face. But I was patient. So she came to me and started washing my hair. Remember the 2 dodgy-looking uncles? They were staring at us (i.e. me trying to get my hair washed and her washing my hair). OMG. Dodginess to the max. They could have gone outside for a smoke or to the kopitiam next door for some coffee. But no. They wanted to look. FML.

OK fine. So, after shampooing, you would obviously need to rinse off the shampoo. So I walked up from my seat and went to that place where you would need to lie horizontally and your head would be in a sink. You can imagine it, right? OMG, the uncles were staring at that too! Major FML.

I felt totally uncomfortable and uneasy. Just imagine how you would have felt. Urghhh!

Fine, washing was done. Time for blow drying and doing the curls (by adding styling gel for curls). I took out my styling gel from my bag (yea, I bring my own stuff cuz I don't trust their products. I am that paranoid) and gave it to her. So, she applied some generous amount on her palm and began to run the gel through my curls.

Then, she asked this superbly dumb-ass question.
"Eh, this one is styling gel meh? How come it's like hair serum?"

I was totally speechless. Sim was using that same styling gel for the past few times on my curls. So I replied her, "Yea la, it IS styling gel. Look what it says on the bottle" (She obviously didn't know how to read cuz I had to speak to her in Mandarin. I was kind enough to translate the above dialogue into English).

She looked skeptical. I told her to just apply the damn thing and shut the hell up (OK, I skipped the latter part).

After applying, obviously you would need to blow dry the hair again so that the gel would absorb into the hair and harden the curls. As she was doing that, she said (in Mandarin), "Wah, this gel very good ah"

Stupid hairdresser 0 vs Styvee 1.

I swear to God I will never ever ever ever go to that saloon again.

Do I look like an alien?

2009-09-27T09:19:00.007+08:00

I hate people who stare. It not only pisses me off. It annoys the hell out of me. I will be like, "Excuse me *explitive*, wtf are you staring at? Do I owe you money or sth? Did I run over your dog?"

There are 2 categories of people who are starers:
1. Perverts in trains who sit opposite you and stare at you (God knows which part)
- It's just sad you know. I feel bad for them, because either they're not gettin' any or their still dissatisfied after gettin' some. And the worst part is, they have no shame! They stare at you, you give them the "wtf look", they continue staring. God!

2. Sorta educated people (mostly females) who usually cling onto their bfs and whisper stuff while staring at you.
- Seriously, what's wrong with these ppl? It's not like I have piercings on my eyeballs or tattoos on my lips. I'm normal. Like every other Malaysian out there (sadly). You know what I would do the next time? When they stare at me, I would quickly take out my phone and video tape them or better yet, take a photo (with flash). Let them have a taste of their own medicine. So, it's best to to sit or stand around singles (male/females) who have sth of more interest in their hands (like a novel, Ipod, newspaper).

Finance offsite @ Avilion Port Dickson

2009-08-27T09:21:00.038+08:00

Woohooo!!! Back to office after 1.5 days of chillout and fun with the whole ASEAN Finance team. It was awesome, the place was amazing and the people were just fun! Loved it! Here are just some of the pictures (of the room mostly) but this doesnt do much justice because I had so much fun that I forgot to take pictures.

My breakfast package (consisted of a red apple, a pack of Tiger biscuits, a tuna sandwich, a packet of raisins, a bottle of mineral water and a packet of apple juice). Talk about healthy =)

Mine's on the left, Vicky's on the right.

This is what happens to those who sleep in the bus.

Look at that! A chicken coop in a beach resort.

Chickens chilling on the park bench.

My room was in Rangoon. To the left, to the left ;)

Nature's Walk or Jogging Trail?

Spa Garden!!! Too bad it wasn't open when we checked it out =(

This is how the Spa Garden looks like. Niceeeee!

SPA!!!!!

This cute little thing is outside every chalet. No one seemed to be using it because the water *ahem* didn't look "clean".

Water chalet! Kinda reminds me of Bali. Not that I have ever been there, but I figured that this is how it should and will look like =)

Not quite sure what building this is. But looks nice eh?

Bed. Looks awesome huh?

Another bed?!?! Yeah, this was beside the other 2 beds. It's facing the balcony =)

My bed.

I just can't get enough of the bed.

Self-explanatory.

Bath tub. Duh!

Open shower (or whatever you may call it, al-fresco shower, rain shower, outdoor shower)!! Amazingly cool and sexy! Hahaha. If you were to look to the left of the hand railing, you can actually see the sea below you. Plus, there's no roof above you as well! It's open air baby!

The bathroom is actually the divided into 3 parts; bath tub, toilet and open shower.

Conclusion: The 1.5 days was A W E S O M E!! Highly recommended for those who are looking for a quiet getaway.

Merdeka CausePlay! (Ex the rain, and 2 mikes)

2009-08-26T18:45:00.011+08:00

This is Merdeka CausePlay, less 2 mikes. Hated that it happened (the less 2 mikes part) but it did anyway (*due to some hiccups*). These teens managed to stop traffic flow and wow-ed those shoppers outside Pavilion KL. There was even a couple who were so shocked that they kept whispering to each other and pointing. Indeed a sight.

Proud that we hit our target of 100 people. Not proud (and a little pissed off) that certain parties did not walk the talk. That will be dealt with separately.

For now, here they are! Enjoy!

Purely beatboxers

CausePlay is ON! Aug 25th at Pavillion

2009-08-15T12:04:00.008+08:00

Awesome! Merdeka CausePlay is ON!! Aug 25th is the date to remember and 5pm is the time! I am just so psyched!

Here are the main highlights of the day!

BEATBOXERS

SINGING

1000 PEOPLE

PATRIOTISM

CHARITY

FUN!!!

I am just so psyched (oops, I said that already). Event will be held at Pavillion, 1 night only! 1st ever in Malaysia. Come and have fun!

Thanks to Edwin L, Ben L, ABeatC and his Wu Tang Clan :p, Steffi L, Jas, Liza and everyone else who have been helping out!! I owe u guys BIG TIME!

RSVP at fb! CausePlay No: 1- Merdeka
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/event.php?eid=128446554154&ref=nf

CausePlay

2009-08-09T12:53:00.016+08:00

Revolution has found its name; CausePlay.

CausePlay is and will be only 5 things.

1. A community intended to bring the nation closer to each other. We welcome children, youths, adults, old folks, widowed, married, single, divorced, gays, lesbians, Chinese, Malays, Indians. You name it. Any form of discrimination will not be tolerated. Be part of the family.

2. A channel to relay a message to the masses. This movement will NOT be a means to advocate views pertaining to political propaganda, racism or discrimination. CausePlay will focus on advocating help needed to improve the lives of humanity by breaking out from the conventional mindset.

3. A mass movement of actions and voices. We will NOT advocate strikes or rallies that will pertain and benefit the minority few individuals or parties. CausePlay will aim at educating and reminding the masses of a certain purpose (i.e. patriotism, local music, etc).

4. A neutral party. CausePlay is not backed or fueled by any bodies or agencies. This movement is fueled by the support of the masses voluntary kindness. However, any form of support that we get (i.e. money) from the public will be channeled for good use (i.e. orphanage homes, old folks' shelters, etc).

5. Do things for the namesake of "FUN". Sometimes, the acts/gigs that we carry out are all in the name of fun and need not necessarily have a meaning behind it (although we try to have one). Can't we just have fun once in a while?

Ping me to be part of the crew. We will be launching our very first gig (hopefully) by the end of August. We're looking for crew members (around 100 of you) and a couple of videoman/videowoman. You could also be "headhunters" in the sense that you hunt for ppl to be part of the crew too!

P/S- If Yasmin Ahmad was still alive, she would have been the 1st one to sign up. Don't you think so too?

Revolution is here

2009-08-08T19:54:00.009+08:00

People of the blog nation,

Hear me out. I will be starting a revolutionary-out-of-the-blue video project. If you have seen the internationally-well-known video of Grand Central Freeze, then you would know what I'm talking about. Otherwise, go youtube it and contribute to its exponential growth in popularity.

If you're going like, "Oh man, not that again" (cuz in case you didn't know, Malaysia did attempt (with emphasis on the word "attempt") but didn't quite hit it off. So, I am NOT gonna be doing that. Instead, I will be doing other show-stopping, eyebrow-raising stunts/gigs. This will depend ultimately on the number of people that volunteer to be in the crew (yup, you guys will be known as crew members). Currently, I have only about 10 ppl that have volunteered (yes, since you and I both know that Malaysians are not willing to do stuff that are considered peculiar or awkward in public). It's a small number for now, but I target to have about 100 people (give or take). I trust that I can and will be able to gather 100 youths that are currently sprawling and just hanging out at KLCC or Pavillion to do this. Seriously. I know that they are up for it. It's just a matter of getting the word to them.

Therefore, I am CHALLENGING you to get in touch with me for sign-up and further details. If you have questions in your mind right now (like where and when), those details will be finalised once we have confirmed on the total number of crew members.

If you're brave and would like to do sth revolutionary in your life, buzz me.

Just so you know, I have talked this idea with lots of ppl and I have gotten tons of comments/reactions. Below are just a few of them:

1. Hah?!?! You want to do things like that ah? (Styvee: Why not? It's not unlawful and certainly is good for your self-esteem)

2. Aiyor, why you want to copy things that ppl have done before? (Styvee: I'm not going to copy, but will instead come up with stunts that nowhere else in the world has done before. Let's create sth for once in our life instead of copying whatever everyone else has done)

3. Oh man, I will die of embarrassment. (Styvee: Then would you rather die of old age? Or getting knocked down by a drunk driver? Or lie on your deathbed wishing that you had done more in life vs just living it?)

4. Don't have time la (Styvee: Too bad then. Looks like I have mis-judged you. Go on and continue doing whatever that makes you happy. I have nothing against that)

5. It's so stupid leh (Styvee: Stupid? Certainly not. Silly? Most definitely yes. Like I said, have fun doing things that you can laugh about ten years down the road. Once that stage in your life is over, then that's it. Period)

6. I'm not gonna go around chasing dreams. I'm too realistic to be doing things like that (Styvee: You know what? It's comments like this that further fuel the desire to make this happen so that I can shut your trap =))

7. Too much dialogue (Styvee: Oh yeah? Just wait and see)

No hard feelings to those that have rejected. We were afterall born in a country/society/culture that teaches and constantly reminds us that we do not do things like this and it's better off to be doing sth productive. Yeah, you're right. I have been productive!! Working my ass off 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, 30 days a month and 365 days a year. Do I want to continue doing that for the rest of my life? Maybe. Do I wish (just for once in this stage of my life that I do sth that I can be truly proud of?) Of course!!.

So, this is my move. What's yours?

Soaring in the air. Probably at 30,000 feet

2009-08-07T22:50:00.009+08:00

Again, I'm bored and none of the ppl on my MSN list wanna talk to me. Therefore, I was looking for sth to do to kill the boredom (before I kill myself, although Liza did volunteer to do that for me) and I stumbled upon my camera! Alright! Picture time! Haha, not exactly, I realised that I recorded this really amazing video (sth that I have always wanted to do) in the plane on the way to China. So here you go. I trust that this is sth amazing because usually the flight attendants will go, "Excuse me, Miss, pls turn off your electronic devices because we're about to land, bla bla bla".

If you hear babies crying or kids talking, they're not mine. And at the end of the video, you will be able to hear Ben saying sth like, "Oh shit" *ROFL*

One Chinese boy, one Malay girl, one unforgettable love story

2009-07-31T12:49:00.012+08:00

OMG, Sepet was so sad. OK, I'm sorry that I did not watch it when Yasmin was still alive. But it's never too late to be reading about Shakespeare's Sonnet 18, or listen to MJ's Butterflies or watch Gubra. Seriously, when I was re-watching the trailer, I had goosebumps all over and my eyes started to tear up.I loved the movie. Why?

1. It was real. Real as in, it didn't look like the Director or Producers took a lot of trouble to change the way the actors/actresses talked, dressed, walked, whatever. It felt home.

2. It was freaking sad. When Orked had to leave, I just cried my eyes out..wawawawa.. man, it was true love between Jason and Orked.

3. The couple was cute. Jason and Orked. Seriously, very good-looking couple. Jason's English was good and Orked is damn talented (as always).

4. The casting was excellent. Ida Nerina, Harith Iskandar, Adibah Noor. Zehan Marissa. Just superb.

5. No boundaries. Uncut. This movie explored the realities of the world that we live in. Which ever idiot that said that certain scenes from the movie were obscene or inappropriate, screw them. They can go to hell.

6. The OST was awesome! Totally complemented the movie.

Forgive me if I obsess about anything and everything abt the movie for the next 2 weeks.

"One Chinese boy, one Malay girl, one unforgettable love story"

Stupid Call Center ppl

2009-07-18T21:56:00.010+08:00

Argh. Maxis Broadband is at it again! Stupid DSL light keeps blinking. Ever since I installed this damn modem like 6-8 months ago, it has been giving me problems, day in day out. I can safely that I am the person that appears the most number of times in their call logs.

Thank God the 1800 is toll-free. Otherwise, I would have really kicked their asses. Just imagine, you give me a bloody unstable connection, and you still wanna charge me for that?!?! I somehow feel like there's a conspiracy behind this whole thing. Every Thursday, whenever I wanna logon to the Internet, it always doesn't seem to work. Perhaps the modem has bad karma with Thursdays. I really don't know and I don't have the time to unravel the mystery yet.

But anyway, here's a brief encounter with the supposedly-helpful "Consultant" (how dare they name themselves like those ppl who work at Accenture!!).

Guy at the end of the line: Hello, welcometoMaxisBroadbandhowmayIhelpyou? (Seriously, that's the speed that they always talk in. He mentioned his name somewhere in that gibberish, but I didn't catch it and PLUS, I was too pissed off to be asking for his name)

Me: (rolling my eyes) Good evening (yea, I know. Sadly, I was still up chatting with some guy who can't enunciate English words properly at 1040pm). My DSL light is blinking (after the 100th time, I just couldn't be bothered to introduce myself or give him my BB account number).

Guy at the end of the line: OK, no problem. May I hef (yup, that's how he pronounced it) your name?

Me: My name is........ (I knew he would definitely screw up my name so I just told him my IC number so that he can check my authenticity). My IC number is **********68.

Guy at the end of the line: OK, Ms Tan (see?! point proven). I repeat again (don't ppl know that this is an overly-used incorrect phrase?!?) your IC number is **********68.

Me: (Can you pls hurry your damn ass up?). Yes correct.

Guy at the end of the line: Can I pls have your address?

Me: (*gritting my teeth while telling my address*) .......................................

Guy at the end of the line: No problem (what an appropriate response) OK, so your DSL light is blinking yea? (yea, that's what I said, you fool)

Me: Can you pls help me check what the problem seems to be? (here we go) Ever since I installed the modem a few months ago, it has been giving me problems. Sometimes, it's stable, sometimes it's not. Everytime I disconnect and reconnect, it doesn't seem to work. You know, I'm so afraid to disconnect because I might not be able to reconnect again (the guy was probably nodding his head in sympathetic confusion).

Guy at the end of the line: OK, no problem (seriously, what's wrong with this dude?). Let me check your connection yea. Give me a minute

(puts me on hold while polluting my ears with the same damn Maxis Broadband ad. Did I mention that I was put on hold for like 5 minutes? Seriously, it's just a modem, not E=MC2)

Guy at the end of the line: OK, I have checked in the system. Your DSL light is blinking yea (that's what I said, you imbecile!). I will escalate this issue to the 2nd level (wow, would that be Obama?) and they will reset the port for you. So, what you do is, switch off the modem now and wait for 1 hour. After 1 hour (that would be 1140pm), pls try and switch on the modem again. If the problem still persist, pls call us back because the Technical Department close at 12am (gee, why didn't I think of that?)

Me: OK, fine. But I'm telling you. I have done this before and it didn't work. What if it still doesn't work? Will you send a technician over? Cuz I need to use the Internet tomorrow morning.

Guy at the end of the line: No problem (can someone pls send this guy for English class?). You can call us and we will make the appointment with the technician.

Me: OK fine, thanksgoodbye (couldn't wait to hang up)

When I hung up, he was probably still reciting from his cue card "Thank you for calling Maxis Broadband. Is there anything else that I can do for you?"

And, as expected, when I checked again at 1140pm, the DSL light was still blinking. I should have just slept at 1040pm. When I called again, no one picked up.